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Scaring my girlfriend who is afraid of birds with a pigeon I caught at work. Pigeon seared it's feathers on hot equipment, was unable to fly and was taken to a rehabber in Fort Worth Texas the same day shortly after. Credit: Rory

Scaring my girlfriend who is afraid of birds with a pigeon I caught at work. Pigeon seared it's feathers on hot equipment, was unable to fly and was taken to a rehabber in Fort Worth Texas the same day shortly after. Credit: Rory

A girl laying in the grass in the sun as a car is driving by.

My Spider friend who lives in my truck mirror has attached half of her web to a tree I parked too close to. Now, I am concerned that if I move I will lose my morning friend as she might choose to run to the tree rather than back to her home in my mirror. Both the tree and my mirror have pros and cons, and I am torn on what to do. Credit: Ivan Foster

On a typical day at the intersection of Mount Everest and Nogales, a banana-shaped car with license plates that read "split" becomes visible. Credit: Ana Galaviz

Because the power grid was damaged by Russian shelling, air stopped flowing to the koi pond, and we had to break the ice to keep the fish from suffocating... but as often happens, something went wrong.

Tim Hawkins take on pain reactions is so true it hurts, and its pretty hilarious, too. The popular comedian has made an interesting observation about how men and women respond to painful situations, noting that their responses are dramatically different. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Tim explain and demonstrate the differences in how men and women react to pain differently. Can you think of anyone you know who enjoys pain? Im going to go out on a limb and say that you dont, and if you do, that might be someone to avoid. No, we dont like pain; it hurts, and thats never fun or a good time because it hurts. Pain is something humans want to avoid at all costs. Nevertheless, pain physical and emotional does happen despite our best efforts to avoid it altogether. While we never want to experience pain, its something we should become accustomed to because life will inevitably present us with painful situations and circumstances. However, while pain is universal, the way people respond to it varies. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically points out how pain reactions differ in terms of gender. For the most part, he is spot on with his assessment of how men and women react when they experience physical pain. I love how men and women react differently to pain, Tim said. You ever notice that men and women react differently to pain? Like when men get hurt, some reason we skip. I dont know why. Men, when we get hurt, we skip. Later in the clip, he adds (and acts out) how women act when they encounter physical pain. But women, when you get hurt, you fall down, he said. Before the video comes to an end, he mimics a woman falling, and then, when shes on the ground, hurting, she pulls out her phone and captures the moment by taking a selfie. Romans 8:18 I am of the opinion that there is no comparison between the pain of this present time and the glory which we will see in the future.

Aaron Weber admits his choice of wheels is strange, and hilariously so. The comedian mentioned that he surprisingly drives this vehicle, and his comments about it are hysterical and spot-on. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he drives and how he understands what most people will immediately think about it and him. For some people who live in a handful of large metropolitan cities in the United States, having a vehicle is not a necessity. Instead of wheeling themselves from place to place, they will rely on public transportation to get them from Point A to Point B. But for the rest of us, who do not live in those area codes, owning a vehicle is a must. Having a vehicle is undoubtedly a blessing. Its freedom on four wheels, allowing us to go from here to there as we need, with relative ease. But then the next question becomes, what vehicle do you want? It must be something reliable, dependable and most importantly, within our budget. Now, we all know that specific thoughts and ideas are associated with particular vehicles. For instance, large diesel pickup trucks are typically thought of as work vehicles. An electric car signals that the person is environmentally conscious. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron admits to being the owner of a minivan. However, he adds that he drives a minivan even though he does not have children. I call it a minivan, though, he said. I never call it a van. Thats a little better. If I say, Hey, I drive a minivan. Youre like, Oh, hes taking kids to soccer practice. He adds what everyone would think if he were to call his personal vehicle a van. If I say, Hey, I drive a van, youre like, Oh, hes taking kids from soccer practice. Aaron added. And thats a difference, thats what Ive learned. He is 100 percent correct, and you know thats exactly where your thoughts would go if someone were to say they drove a van but did not have any children of their own. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Weber shares the hilarious reason hes such a big fan of Carhartt. The funnyman enjoys the clothing from this popular clothing company, best known for its durable workwear, and the why will have you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Aaron explain his love of Carhartt. Weight is a big problem in the United States of America. A lot of people in the country are significantly overweight, some severely so. Of course, two things heavily contribute to the obesity problem in the United States: poor diet and a lack of regular exercise and physical activity. Most people lead very sedentary lifestyles, spending hours each day staring at computer screens and their phones. People who operate clothing companies, like everyone else, understand that obesity is an issue, and so they produce and sell more XXL and XXXL pieces of clothing. It makes sense, right? You make what customers need and want. However, when it comes to certain clothing companies, sizes may vary. You might be this size with these branded clothes and this size with these clothes. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explains why he loves Carhartt so much and why his closet is filled with their items. He is a size smaller when he wears their stuff, and he appreciates this fact, even if he knows they are doing it on purpose. I found out last year, this is why I like them, in a Carhartt, I am only an XL, he said. That feels pretty good, dude. Every other brand on Earth, Im a 2X. But somebody at Carhartt was like, Lets let them feel good. Take an X off the tag. Put relaxed fit. I dont know. Hell think hes making progress. Aaron understands whats going on, saying that he knows hes lying to himself about his actual size. Thats a crazy way to live, he added. Thats like if I converted my whole bank account to Pesos, and I was like, Im a millionaire. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwin has explained the hilarious words that southerners totally made up. The funnyman dropped some knowledge and let others in on the words that people in the South have made up, and demonstrated how those new words work. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn about some words that you may not have been aware of yet. The United States of America is a vast country, stretching from the Atlantic on the east to the Pacific on the West. In between are many different landscapes, topographies and cultures. If you prefer warm, muggy weather, there are regions of the country for you. However, if you, for whatever reason, are a cold-weather person and would enjoy experiencing those conditions for the majority of the year, several states in the country would meet that criterion. Now, because the United States is so large, not everyone sounds and talks the same. For instance, an individual from San Antonio, Texas, and one from Boston, Massachusetts, will sound dramatically different from one another. Those two people will even have different words and phrases used to describe the same thing. In some cases, regions may even create their own words. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned some of the words people from the South have coined. He then, in hilarious fashion, demonstrated how these words are used in a conversation, which he knows full well from his childhood. One thing about southerners, we have the unique ability to just make up words, he said. We say words like finto and fixin. Whathadhappenedwas, thats one word right there. Thats one word. Later in the clip, he shared his favorite made-up word used by southerners, one that he had heard his mother use frequently growing up. Its five syllables, one word: whatchanotgonedo, he said. My mother said that my entire life. My mother said stuff like, Whatchanotgonedo is keep running in and out of this house. Thats whatchanotgonedo. Whatchanotgonedo is stand in front of that refrigerator and hold that door open, little boy. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

Prepare to laugh your head off and be wooed by this young boys comedy! Watch as this tiny comedian steals the show with an adorable delivery. Americas Got Talent has featured many unexpected performers over the years; however, this little boy will leave you in awe of his comical skills for such a young age. He begins in a personal interview, sharing that his name is Nathan and he is six years old, which is basically seven or eight. You see a clip of Nathan with his little sister, pregnant mother, and father. They are a precious family. Nathan tells how he brought a good luck charm and gets ready to go on the stage. As he goes out, he shares how he is nervous and excited. The crowd cheers as he enters the stage. As he confidently introduces himself, the judges and crowd instantly love him. He says instead of getting a million dollars, he would like a million Legos if he wins, and the audience laughs. He kicks off his comedy bit, sharing how he has ADHD, and as he explains what it is, he compliments someone in the crowds shirt. He says that he knows a lot about girls and how they often say one thing but mean another. He tells the crowd that his mom, for instance, tells him to call her mom, and he has found out that is not even her real name. He makes hysterical sounds, and every judge loves him, and they give him 4 yeses. Nathan and his family are elated! This little boy will bring you immense joy and leave you completely charmed by his fun personality and honesty. He is so brave and really impresses the judges!! Dont let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith and in purity. 1 Timothy 4:12

Tim Hawkins sang the ultimate guide for what husbands shouldnt say ever. The popular funnyman covered nearly every phrase that no husband should utter to their wives under any circumstances. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to his song that is full of the things that no husband hoping to stay alive and married should say to their better halves. Marriage is one of the most challenging things anyone will ever undertake. Its a close relationship between two very flawed and very different individuals. While those two individuals may agree on the big, important things in life, that agreement will not extend to every topic and subject. Now, of course, those differences of opinion will sometimes lead to arguments, and some may even become heated at times. But thats when its essential to come to some compromise, an agreement that suits both parties in some form or fashion. Thats how husbands and wives should work out their problems, through communication and compromise. However, while communication and talking to ones spouse is necessary for a healthy marriage relationship, there are still some things that husbands should never, under any circumstances, say to their wives. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim is here to help. Thats because he has created a hilarious and incredibly catchy tune that has all the things that no husband on Earth should ever or would even think to say to their wife. Tims hysterical song includes the following lines: I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didnt ask you, but I knew itd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I tapped it over our old wedding video We can all agree that saying any of those things will not end well for anyone involved. Also, fans of the band Green Day will likely immediately recognize the songs melody, as its a parody of Time of Your Life. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

You will find yourself laughing at Nate Bargatzes confession about not getting some jokes right away. The popular funnyman is typically quick-witted, sharp and good for a hysterical response that will have audiences doubled over with laughter, but that was not always the case. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how it takes Nate time to get some jokes. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest things to do, as far as performing in public goes. Comedians spend hours and hours writing and rehearsing their material, preparing to perform it for an audience when they eventually take the stage. Once they take the stage, anything can happen. Even though they may have spent all this time practicing, things can go south quickly. A joke may not hit as they thought, or they may stumble over a word here and there, and that could completely throw off their timing. However, even when such incidents occur, the best and most experienced comedians are usually quick-witted enough to overcome those failures by shooting back with a joke right on the spot. That has to be something they seemingly develop over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how he wasnt always as quick with jokes. As he mentioned, one joke even took him decades to fully grasp and understand. Nate explained that while working at an amusement park, he encountered a couple who told him their names. They both had unusual, yet very recognizable names. Nate admits that he did not think much of it at the time. I was working, he said. Sitting, eating lunch, and this couple sits down, and we start talking. Im like, Im Nate. The guys, like, Im John. This is my wife, Jane. And they were, their last name was Doe. So, it was John and Jane Doe. Later in the video, Nate finally realized that those may not have been their real names. But to earlier this year, Im 35, he added. Im driving, and Im thinking about John and Jane Doe. You know, I was like, I bet they were lying to me about that. Thats how long it took 20 years for me to catch on to a joke they wouldnt remember saying. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Make board games, but just be honest when writing their official descriptions, according to Tim Hawkins. The popular comedian offered his hysterical commentary on how board game manufacturers are not entirely truthful whenever producing those games. Watch the short but hysterical and very relatable clip to listen to what Tim had to say about some of the most popular board games. Everyone has played board games at some point in their lives. Playing board games is a universal activity. Do you know anyone who has never played a board game? See what I mean? Its simply one of those things all people do, whether it be at a party or inside when the weather is less-than-ideal. Now, some board games you will inevitably like more than others, while others you will absolutely hate. Seriously, I cannot think of a game I despise more than Chutes and Ladders. Who wants to play a game that could go on forever without a winner or a loser ever being determined? However, Im sure if you were to read the games official description, it would mention how much fun will be had by all as they enjoy one of the most beloved games of all time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim knows all too well the pain when a board games description is less than completely honest with potential players. His rant is not only hilarious but also completely relatable, as we have all been there and felt the same way. Come up with some better board games, man. Horrible board games growing up, Tim said. Because board games lie to you. You know, like, on the board of the game, itll tell you the name, and itll have a description. Its always a lie. Later in the clip, Tim provides some hysterical examples of how these games regularly deceive everyone. Clue: an exciting mystery game for the whole family, he said. Tell the truth. Battleship: learn how to hate your brother. How bout that? Trivial Pursuit: find out how dumb your dad is. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett broke down laughing as Tim Conway dragged out a hilarious bit. She could not keep it together while Tim was at his usual hysterical antics. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Tim did that had Carol laughing and breaking character. The Carol Burnett Show is, without a doubt, one of the best shows in television history. Thats a statement and a conclusion that most people will wholeheartedly agree with, and for those who dont, they will have a hard time coming up with valid arguments otherwise. Its a program that was responsible for some of the funniest, most iconic sketches of all time. Even decades after the show went off air, those skits are still making people laugh every day. The show was absolutely fantastic, and a big reason for that was its stellar cast of comedic legends, notably Tim Conway. Yes, the show was named after Carol Burnett, and she was hysterically funny herself, but whenever Tim was in a skit, he usually stole the show. You never knew what he was going to do, but you could always bet it was going to be comedic gold, and that was usually the case. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as his Oldest Man character, is on the phone. He says, Hello, Dad? Its me, Junior. No, Im making a house call. He then proceeds to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. The entire time this is happening, Carol stands just to the right of Tim. She is clearly unsure about what to do and how to respond while Tim is on the phone with his father. How do you react to something like this when the situation becomes incredibly awkward? Eventually, Carol, knowing she is about to laugh, disappears from the screen but returns a few seconds later. Her momentary disappearance did not help much, as she burst into laughter soon after returning. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

An iconic, beloved song The Sound of Silence received quite the unexpected cover as it was played with the help of rubber chickens. Odds are that you will never be able to listen to the Simon and Garfunkel tune the same way again after hearing the unique rendition. Watch the short but hilarious clip to listen to this special, one-of-a-kind cover performance of The Sound of Silence by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. If youre looking for a cover of a particular song, you probably will not have to search very long before you come across one, two or even 20 different versions. Musical covers can be easily found everywhere YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Americas Got Talent, The Voice and American Idol are chock full of musicians playing the songs of others. While covers are plentiful and can be found nearly everywhere, most of them are, sadly, carbon copies of the original. And no one wants that; make those covers original in some way, do something that makes them stand out and different. Lets be honest, if a cover sounds just like the original version, well listen to that one because its going to be better. However, a clip posted on YouTube captures a wholly original and unique cover of a song that is near and dear to the hearts of many. The Sound of Silence, a 1964 song from the legendary folk duo Simon Garfunkel, is beloved and has received numerous covers. Seriously, check YouTube; there are pages and pages of musicians covering that tune. None of them, though, is quite like this one. A man wearing a tuxedo plays that familiar tune on rubber chickens. Yes, you read that correctly, he plays Simon Garfunkels tune about loneliness on a dozen or so rubber chickens. Its an absurd, hilarious, but still captivating display. Who would have ever thought you and I would hear someone play The Sound of Silence on rubber chickens? Well, now you have! Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.